Oh, come on! I'm fourteen, not four! I know about sex. Probably more than Kurt. ...well, straight sex, anyway. I don't want to know about gay sex, because--just, eww.
No, trust me, it is eww, from my point-of-view. I do not want to think about my brother having sex. With, like, anyone. No offense. It would be just as gross thinking about him with a girl if he were straight.
I'm not thinking about sex. I mean, I guess, in an academic way I am, but, it's not like I--OK, you're right, now it's getting weird. I don't think about sex all the time.
Although it's kinda obvious that you and Kurt sorta do. [innocent face]
When two people are properly married, they can do whatever they want regarding sex. Until then, nickel between your knees, please. And I'm keeping an eye on Flanagan. He has sex addict written all over his chipmunk cheeks.
Okay, Dad, thanks for the PSA. "Nickel between your--" what? You are like, stuck in the 40s, aren't you?
He does NOT! He's fantastic and sweet and leave him alone, Blaine! ...and please, for the love of God, don't say anything to him about--about--whatever. Him and me. I don't need your help, or your "help", or anything. God. [She's mortified like only a teenaged little sister can be.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 07:32 pm (UTC)Although it's kinda obvious that you and Kurt sorta do. [innocent face]
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Date: 2012-02-25 09:14 am (UTC)He does NOT! He's fantastic and sweet and leave him alone, Blaine! ...and please, for the love of God, don't say anything to him about--about--whatever. Him and me. I don't need your help, or your "help", or anything. God. [She's mortified like only a teenaged little sister can be.]
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Date: 2012-02-27 01:26 pm (UTC)Mmm...I'll keep quiet for now, but I am keeping an eye on him. The ones that look so cute and innocent are the real troublemakers.
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Date: 2012-02-28 12:02 am (UTC)Here's hoping...